Funny Love Messages

Got a gift 4 u,
No cost,
No batteriez required,
Tax free, performz silently,
extremely personal,
Fully returnable,
Itz a hug from ME 2 U..
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If u want one 2 do the dishez,
And, 2 mow the lawn,
You can search for the person,
When I am gone.
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Handsum
Cute
Luving
Smart
Spirited
Intelligent
Well, enough of me. What about U?
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Luv is the fart
Of every hart.
4 when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
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If u're cute, u can call me baby,
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie,
But if u're hot, u can call me 2nite....

Facebook Status Ideas

Just bcoz I don’t say certain thingz, does not mean I don’t feel them.
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"I" before "E" except after Old McDonald had a farm.
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting 4 my problemz 2 go away.
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I just read a list of 'the 100 things 2 do before U die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell 4 help' wasn't 1 of
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I luk at my best friend n think, Y the crap do I luv thiz retard?
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U know U're in 2011 when your kid textz u hiz holiday gift list.
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I ruined an emo kidz day 2day.I made them smile.

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Romantic Love Messages

When I 1st saw u, you took my breath away.
When u 1st talked to me, I couldn't think.
When u asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When u touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we 1st kised, I floated away in my dreamz.
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Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 1, Love not two Luv the one who luvs u true,
Love not 3, Love not four Luv the one who luvs u more,
Love not 5, Love not six Luv the one who really stickz,
Love not 7, Love not eight Luv the one who really waitz
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Last nite I looked up at the starz
And matched each one with a reason y I love u
I was doing great, but then I ran out of starz
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No one escapez from luv,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Bcoz it takez 2 satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart.
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I have a hart and that iz true,
But now it has gone from me to u,
So care 4 it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and u have two.
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I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakablyy
Unstoppablyy
Unavoidablyy
Crazilyy,
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Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple Bye makez uz cry,
Simple joke makez uz Laugh,
Simple care makesz uz fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makez uz feel better,
But i hope my simple msg makez u smile....
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Confusion . . .

Grammar Sayz,
” I Luv U ” Iz A Statement,
Not A Question. . .

Then,

Why Doez It Alwayz,
Require Answer?
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How long will u be special 2 me?

Az long az the starz twinkle in the sky,
Az long az angelz r there up high,
Til the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

   

Break Up Quotes

Nothing hurtz more than realizing he meant everything 2 u, but u meant nothing 2 him.
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Erasing yourself from somebody’s life iz not az simple az walking out the door.
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When you break up, ur whole identity is shattered. It'z like death.
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I understand y marriagez break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap bcoz it'z too upsetting.
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I never Stopped luving. i just stoped showing it..:(
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If ur luv doez not work with that person, it just meanz that someone else luvs u more.
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Harts wil nvr b practical until they r made unbreakable.
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Love iz giving someone the power too destroy you, but trusting them not too.
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1 of the ugliest sightz in the world is 2 see the one u luv hapy with some1 else.

Love Messages

Do I need u
And I luv u so?
It is the great questions...
Because my luv
Is only for you,
And it's eternal,
Full of passion.
I luv u....
And I do luv u!
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I am missing my luv
because I am not able 2
talk 2 him, not even able
2 see him. The feeling I get
without him iz thiz...
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The greatest weaknes
of most humanz
iz their hesitancy
2 tell otherz
how much they luv them
while they're alive.
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Understanding iz deeper than luv
There r many people who luv uz
but very few who understand uz….
(True fact of life)
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Love Some1,
Not Because They Give,
You What u Need,

But,

Because They Give u Feelingz,
U Never Thought u Needed...
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smile make flowarz alive
smile make flowarz alive
sing make birdz alive
open urz eyez make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urz lipz on my hart
2 make me alive

Sad Love Messages

Never have I hurt thiz much,

never cried so many tearz.

Thiz pain u ve caused,

itz not ur fault,

thiz I know with all of my heart

Some battlez have 2 be fought alone,

Some pathz have 2 be crossed alone,

So never be emotionaly attached with someone,

You never know when u havE to walk alone
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I cry 4 the times that you were almost mine.
I cry 4 the memories I've left behind.
I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new.
I cry 4 the timez I thought I had u.
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The hourz turned to days,
days to weekz,
and weeks 2 monthz,
Nothing haz changed,
I'm still in luv,
and,
you're still gone..:(
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It takez a minute 2 have a crush,
An hour to like some1,
And a day to love some1,
But it takez a lifetime,
To forget some1.

 

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