Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Funny Love Messages

Got a gift 4 u,
No cost,
No batteriez required,
Tax free, performz silently,
extremely personal,
Fully returnable,
Itz a hug from ME 2 U..

If u want one 2 do the dishez,
And, 2 mow the lawn,
You can search for the person,
When I am gone.
Well, enough of me. What about U?
Luv is the fart
Of every hart.
4 when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
If u're cute, u can call me baby,
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie,
But if u're hot, u can call me 2nite....

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Facebook Status Ideas

Just bcoz I don’t say certain thingz, does not mean I don’t feel them.
"I" before "E" except after Old McDonald had a farm.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting 4 my problemz 2 go away.
I just read a list of 'the 100 things 2 do before U die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell 4 help' wasn't 1 of
I luk at my best friend n think, Y the crap do I luv thiz retard?
U know U're in 2011 when your kid textz u hiz holiday gift list.
I ruined an emo kidz day 2day.I made them smile.