Funny Love Messages

Got a gift 4 u,
No cost,
No batteriez required,
Tax free, performz silently,
extremely personal,
Fully returnable,
Itz a hug from ME 2 U..
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If u want one 2 do the dishez,
And, 2 mow the lawn,
You can search for the person,
When I am gone.
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Handsum
Cute
Luving
Smart
Spirited
Intelligent
Well, enough of me. What about U?
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Luv is the fart
Of every hart.
4 when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
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If u're cute, u can call me baby,
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie,
But if u're hot, u can call me 2nite....

Facebook Status Ideas

Just bcoz I don’t say certain thingz, does not mean I don’t feel them.
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"I" before "E" except after Old McDonald had a farm.
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting 4 my problemz 2 go away.
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I just read a list of 'the 100 things 2 do before U die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell 4 help' wasn't 1 of
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I luk at my best friend n think, Y the crap do I luv thiz retard?
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U know U're in 2011 when your kid textz u hiz holiday gift list.
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I ruined an emo kidz day 2day.I made them smile.

Source: mazapoint.com/category/facebook-status-quotes